James:
Imagine if we just could just show these people the internet?
James:
(about christina hendricks) Oh my God. Look at her. Where did they find this woman?
James:
Look at the crotch in those pants.
James:
Joan looks like a porno Wilma Flintstone.
James:
Oh God, Megan's teeth look like Billy Bob teeth, or like Shane McGowan... if Shane McGowan was really pretty and spoke French.
James:
I'd screw Joan but I'd have to do it in the winter, because in the summer she'd get all sweaty. That's why her husband won't bring her to Vietnam.
James:
What the fuck?
Me:
He isn't really doing that. It's a hallucination, trust me. He's sick. I mean, where would Megan be?
James:
I don't think I've ever been so sick that I thought I fucked and murdered someone. Ever. I have NEVER been that sick.
